Once I was sitting there, twiddling my thumbs,
When in through the window, a bumble bee comes!
Out of my chair, I jumped with a shriek,
As it flew too close to my cheek.
Swatting and flapping, I dived under the bed,
Just as it beelined straight for my head!
Hearing the commotion, enters my mother,
followed by father, then followed by brother!
On seeing the dot that was the manic bee,
they all wisely decided to flee!
WIth colours black of night and yellow of sun,
It was obvious this pest was having far too much fun!
It was time for action, with me at the helm,
To send that bee back to the outside realm!
I grabbed a magazine, curled it up,
and from under the bed, began to erupt!
With eyes clenched shut, I started to swat,
and hit that bee on his big black bot!
Buzzing in pain, he flew back out the window,
Shouted I, "Don't come back, you stupid big bimbo!'
Who knew one bee could cause so much distress...
And now my room is a total mess!

What do ..... and life have in common?

They're both a joke.

I need one more word. >.<

Copied from last.fm...

Name your top 10 most played bands on Last.fm:

1.Mindless Self Indulgence (1,752 plays)
2.Muse (858 plays)
3.Rammstein (757 plays) See the hat? ^_^
4.Basement Jaxx (482 plays)
5.Primus (410 plays)
6.The Gaskets (406 plays)
7.Daft Punk (385 plays)
8.The Prodigy (304 plays)
9.Marilyn Manson (224 plays)
10.The Automatic (223 plays) WTF!?

How many times have you listened to number one?
1,752 times.

Is this your favourite band?
Well, I don't listen to them as much nowadays, but they still kick ass, so yeah. =)

What got you into number one?
A guy who I've fallen out of contact with sent me 'Molly' years ago. The KMFDM remix of 'Straight to Video' popped up on the Burnout Revenge soundtrack, so I downloaded as much MSI stuff as I could, and every song was great. =)

Why the hell have you listened to that so much?
They have great songs! They all sound different, and each have their own individual style. Plus, it was a little rebellion of mine, listening fervently to a band no-one else in my area had heard of.
And the name is so cool. =P

Top 5 songs of number one:
Fuck, this is going to be hard...
Erm...

In no order:
1. Pre-Teen Violence
2. Mark David Chapman
3. Straight to Video, KMFDM remix included.
4. Thank God
5. Tom Sawyer

Something you think you'd thoroughly enjoy doing with the band?
Seeing them would be enough, but just hanging out with them.
Oh, and doing 'things' with Lyn-z... ;)

Favorite memory of the artist?
Properly getting into them.

How many times listened to number two?
860.

What got you into them?
I used to not like them, but then I actually listened to them, and realised what I'd been missing all these years...

What makes you like them so much?
The mix of hard rock and electronica, along with the stunning lyrics, and general 'epic-ness' of each song. =P

Favorite songs:
Top five again...

1. Supermassive Black Hole
2. Hysteria
3. New Born
4. Knights of Cydonia
5. Man Of Mystery

Favorite memory of artist?
Seeing them live the second time at the SECC.
Knights of Cydonia = best gig finisher EVAR.

How many times have you listened to number three?
757

Would you pay thirty quid to see them in concert?
Fuck yes!

Who's your favourite member?
I like all of them, 'spesh Flakey, cause he's silly, but the guitarists look a little weird... o_O

Any fave songs/memories?
Watching Sonne on Kerrang with my then group of friends.
Better, happier times...

As for songs:

1. Asche zu Asche
2. Benzin
3. Du hast
4. Feuer frei!
5. Links 2 3 4

How many time listened to four?
482

Would you go fishing with them?
Heh heh heh, yeah.
Three guys fishing...
Nothing dodgy at all! XD
There'll probably be a lot of 'guest fishers' though. X]

Any particular emotions run through ya when ya listen?
Hey U makes me feel a sombre sense of loss...
Check out my Crazy Itch Radio Review for more info. =P

What songs you like best?

1. Hey U
2. Red Alert
3. Onyx
4. Bingo Bango
5. Where's Your Head At

How many times have you listened to five?
410

What's so intriguing about them?
They are weird!!!
Their music is fresh and inventive, and since hardly anyone's heard of them and/or likes them, it's like being in a secret club. X]

Could you imagine them in a circus?
Couldn't imagine them anywhere else! XD

How many times for 6?
That'll be 406.

How many 3's in a <3333333 would you give them and why?
One 3, since any others after that no longer make it a heart, and that's just stupid.

How many times for 7?
385

I hear 7 is a magical number, is this band magical?
Fuckin' yeah, man!
They're robots, innit! XD

What's some of your favorite songs and what memories are attached to them?
Hearing the lyrics of Digital Love for the first time.
Hearing, and then becoming addicted to, Human After All. Such a powerful song that would be amazing live!

Top Five?
1. Human After All
2. Technologic
3. Aerodynamic
4. Crescendolls
5. Superheroes

How many times for eight?
304

How long have you liked this artist?
Liked them O.K. since I was wee, then heard more of their stuff more recently.

What are some songs you like?

1. Voodoo People
2. Hotride
3. Girls
4. Spitfire
5. [track artist=The Prodigy]Under My Wheels [Remix][/track]

Which member would you most enjoy a good square dance with?
Keith Flint!
YEAH!!! XP

Random fact you know about the band?
They may or may not be playing a gig at Glasgow Carling Academy this December.
Or was it last year...? =S

Poor ten, how many times you listened to that?
Where's nine gone? >=(
223

Why have this as number ten, where is the loveeee?
I listened obsessively to Recover, and sometimes Monster, bringing their play count up.

How long have you liked them?
Since I heard Monster, then Recover.

Likes/Dislikes of band?
Their album Not Accepted Anywhere simply isn't interesting enough. Each song sounds the same, with that guy in the background screaming whatever the main singer has just said, and the album fades into the generic, boring, indie-pop category.

What are the poor artists from 11-20?
I wouldn't say their poor, just that they don't have as many plays as others, due to when I signed up to Last.FM, or how recently I've gotten into them, etc.

11. Bloodhound Gang 217 plays
12. New Order 211 plays
13. Eagles of Death Metal 182 plays
14. Bloc Party 178 plays
15. Kid Apathy Speaketh Not But Hate 171 plays (Mainly on the strength of one song, The Last Punch.)
16. Fatboy Slim 164 plays (Would be much higher if I'd signed up earlier. =) )
17. Fall Out Boy 123 plays
18. Weebl 113 plays
19. Blink-182 105 plays
20. The Fratellis 97 plays

If anyone wants to check my profile, the link is this.
...
As if you care.

I write poetry, right?
Yes, I know it's 'gay' and emo and all that shit, but I don't care, right?
I'ma gonna start posting my best up on my NewGrounds profile, and you fuckers had better read it. >:(
And if you steal it, I will tell Tom, and cry. :(
So don't, OK? ^_^
Here's the first one...

Your Eyes

Whenever I look
into your eyes,
I get carried away to a place,
where there is nothing
but calm.
I feel perfect.
A private place,
a haven,
that only we share.
And there we sit,
there is nothing but our gaze,
our stare.
I can pierce your thoughts.
I know what you're thinking,
how you're feeling.
If you're happy, then I share your joy.
If you're not, then I know
just what to do
to make things better.
And I know that.
you can do the same.
And that connection,
that bond,
is greater
than any holding of hands,
any embrace,
any kiss.
In that moment, I feel that I know you better than anyone,
and that feeling,
is, perhaps,
the greatest feeling
in the world.

Comments?

And just for the hell of it...

AND LOVING IT! XD

Yo yo.
My name's Mike, and this first post is going to tell you a bit about me.
I usually do all this general crap on social sites like MySpace and fucking Bebo, but since this site is most likely not going to be found by people I know, this one will a wee bit more personal.
Like I said before, my name's Michael, but I tend to introduce myself as Mike (for no particular reason, perhaps it's just shorter). I used to be called 'Slevin', due to the particularly unimaginative inhabitants of a little shithole called Jordanhill School, but thankfully those days are over.
My main loves in life are not, as you're probably thinking, rap and chicken and rice, but go-karting, paintball, music and (this is the clincher) meeting new people. You can never have enough friends, and I don't think there is anything better than getting to know people.
No, it's not finished, no, I doubt I ever WILL finish, and yes, it's really fucking bad.
Meh.