Once I was sitting there, twiddling my thumbs,
When in through the window, a bumble bee comes!
Out of my chair, I jumped with a shriek,
As it flew too close to my cheek.
Swatting and flapping, I dived under the bed,
Just as it beelined straight for my head!
Hearing the commotion, enters my mother,
followed by father, then followed by brother!
On seeing the dot that was the manic bee,
they all wisely decided to flee!
WIth colours black of night and yellow of sun,
It was obvious this pest was having far too much fun!
It was time for action, with me at the helm,
To send that bee back to the outside realm!
I grabbed a magazine, curled it up,
and from under the bed, began to erupt!
With eyes clenched shut, I started to swat,
and hit that bee on his big black bot!
Buzzing in pain, he flew back out the window,
Shouted I, "Don't come back, you stupid big bimbo!'
Who knew one bee could cause so much distress...
And now my room is a total mess!